Secrets about Tayler Janez.

I have not used the real name of this person in this entry to protect his privacy. If you google "Farfengluven" my blog appears. With the rising popularity of this word I have deemed it necessary to allow his anonymity. After all, he holds a seat in politics and this entry would shirley temper with his success.

I remember a time in my life, well it was last fall, when TCJ was just that guy in class that traveled (and in hindsight probably penetrated) Asia. I spent some time in Mongolia, he said, on our first day of Global Flows. Then he never spoke again.

And last night as I was devouring a shanghainese pork rib, the bones were no match for my teeth, he sat to my left. And I thought to myself, he looks an awful lot like a chinchilla. And so, in honor of him, because he represents the bookends to my travels in Asia, I'd like to take this opportunity to share some secrets about him. I only know 2. They are really worth devoting an enitre blog entry to.

1. ROLYAT, bon vivant and general la de da, *smoked* cigarettes in the UNESCO World Heritage Site that is Luang Prabang, Laos. This is strictly forbidden and ONLY white people who are unaware of their surroundings do this.

2. SENAJ, a man who believes himself to transcend all activities appreciated by the average joe, a man who revels in his knowledge of secret places like pigs swim in shit, a man who is very tall: goes to Starbucks every single day. He. Goes. To. THEBIGGESTCORPORATECOFFEEPOWERHOUSE in the world. Every day. They know his name; they know when he forgets his fucking pussy mug; they say: Hi Tayla, grande latte!

Also. HE attracts Indian men who reside in Laos when he is sweating like a beast.

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