conversations with friends

Do you like the song I embedded? (look to the right)

Do you even know where I live? Do I even know where I live? The answer to that is, no. But I do know I'm in Brooklyn and liking it a whole lot.

I'll tell you a little bit about last night, because I think you care about my social life.

I invited some friends (a whopping TWO) over for a dinner snack. We ate guacamole with chips, brussels sprouts like french fries, and tea flavored peaches on the veranda. We should have been eating most of the items with these: Fancy Dan Pickers but I found them this morning which is AFTER the party ended.

We then went to THREE bars to drink beers. If it were up to me, I would share the names of these places with you, but I don't know what they were called, you will have to ask my publicist. But I do remember some things that were said:

1. Nefarity should definitely be a word.
2. But, I am much smaller. (A cop out because I am in fact 12 inches shorter and therefore inept at handling verbal abuse.)
3. Zach Galifianakis came up with that, not you.
4. This shirt makes me feel like the Lohan version of a Lindsay.
5. Here is not the same as hear.
6. A long conversation on the correct pronunciation of Smithwicks (and the faces that have to be made while saying it).
7. This poem is subversive and a sender of messages. No, Taylor.
8. Mommy says cat·a·wam·pus.

So, those are some highlights, and I can only guess that you wish you were part of that friend group. We had a lot of meta conversations; I did not use meta properly.

Did I mention I went to the beach earlier in that day? No, I didn't. But I did! And we ate funnel cake and sea salt water through the nose. Boy, oh boy! What a day!

"I had a lot of fun today."-Many people over and over again.